Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The other day, I heard someone at the airport yell in utter frustration, "Fuck me twice!!!" And when I hear something like that when Margot and Greta are around, I like to bring perspective to the situation and maybe even find a moral in the story.  So I said, "Girls, remember. Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice, shame on me." 
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5 comments:

  1. JerryMarch 27, 2013 at 7:03 AM

    Parenting. You're doing it right.

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  2. GretaMarch 27, 2013 at 7:49 AM

    But you wouldn't use the word vagina.

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  3. UnknownMarch 27, 2013 at 11:07 AM


    Aren't you supposed to be in class?

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    1. GretaMarch 27, 2013 at 11:42 AM

      Probably. Aren't you supposed to be at work?

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  4. UnknownMarch 27, 2013 at 3:24 PM

    first of all I love Greta. you totally deserve her.

    secondly, when did you start hatin' on vagina?

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