It seems like Congress might be about to reach a deal and I'm thinking that it's happening because of today's threatening hext from me.

The gist of it is, unless there's a deal today, each of the congressmen holding up the works will "accidentally" send his mother graphic and cringe-worthy oedipus rexts (which is when a guy sends his mom sext messages). My hext also cautions the congressmen not to text their mothers afterward to say they are sorry. Because even crazy people don't want to have make up sexts with their moms.