Greta was dragged around antique stores when she was little and I think that's why she appreciates old things and the way people used to live their lives. I'll bet this is why she never calls me from college long distance. It's also probably why she's communicating with me in her emails and facebook messages like she's paying by the word to send me a telegram:
CONNIE: YES I VOTED STOP YES I HAVE FRIENDS STOP GRADES GOOD STOP GOT AUNT BARB'S BROWNIES STOP NEED BLACK TIGHTS STOP HOME FOR BREAK 11/21 STOP PLEASE NO DENTIST THIS ONCE STOP MASSAGE WOULD BE NICE STOP MY OFFICE INSTRUCTED YOU TO ADVANCE ME UP TO $25,000 STOP HEE HAW AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING! GRETA
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