Everybody calm down.  It's true that I didn't blog yesterday, but it's not because my mom shut the thing down after I used foul language on Wednesday.  It's because cosmic forces conspired and removed the quotation marks that I depend on from some of my roles, like "Office Manager," "Doting Mother," and "A Friend Who's Always There For You." Everyone who needed me yesterday deemed my fake deadline for the blog not important, except for me, who felt strongly that it was "not important."*

*Sentence may contain a me/I grammar error, but that can happen sometimes with us/we "Writers."