I walked by this billboard over the weekend and I wondered out loud if the lucky winner of the contest might be me. The answer from the group was a resounding no and I was shocked by their vehemence. There were lots of reasons given, a convincing one being that I take things too far, doing risky things for the sake of a laugh, especially on road trips.  After Julie said, "anyone who has even one safe word agreement is not a great candidate for this kind of longevity," I piped down and let it go.