People have been carping at me to blog again, not because of what I have to say, but because a new post would thrust my brother's roof shadow penis off the screen. Apparently, for many people, not me, concocted shadow penises are only funny for a few months, at which point they wear out their welcome. Unfortunately for these people, this blog post isn't lengthy enough to drive the offensive image away. Writing more words would solve the problem, but I'm an artist, and the way I've crafted this posting is perfect just the way it is. So I guess this has just been a big waste of everybody's time.