From my niece Ellie, a representative of the age group that brought us the the milk mustache, comes another creamy drink/pretend facial hair combination, the hot chocolate unibrow:

Ellie executed a perfect, albeit inadvertent, hot chocolate unibrow last weekend and we've decided to make it a thing. Our goal is for a company like Swiss Miss or Hershey to buy our idea and start using the hot chocolate unibrow in a "got milk" kind of way in its advertising. The company will pay us hundreds of dollars that Ellie will put toward redoing her room (it's been like two years since it was last updated, and her mom is being super unreasonable about helping her out with this). Also, she'll use some of the money to buy herself some iTunes gift cards. The rest of the money she has earmarked for charity -- perhaps helping people with ear marks find employment, housing and cosmetic surgery.