But hold it, wouldn't people rather see Mary Ann than Ginger when they open their eyes every morning? Isn't Mary Ann the one who lights up a room with her natural beauty? Isn't she the useful one who bakes coconut pies, rides the bicycle-powered wash machine invented by The Professor (RIP!), catches fish and fends off cannibals before anyone else is awake? Isn't Mary Ann the one we really like better? Okay, now I feel sorry for sunsets.
Sunrise, Sunset
If we're smart, we lust after Ginger, but marry Mary Ann.
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